secondlastk:

u dont understand how disappointed i am that this dog didnt appear on my dash this year and how hard i tried to find a post that included both pictures

chicksalloverme:

w3k:

chicksalloverme:

people that own chickens are trustworthy

chickens own themselves

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

norvicensiandoran:

commander-cullen:

gracegisela:

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

(Source: iraffiruse)

moodyehudi:
“ epaulettes:
“ wildlyannoyingdoofus:
“ These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his...

moodyehudi:

epaulettes:

wildlyannoyingdoofus:

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”


5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

lol me too , lady

(Source: no-chill-at-all)

perichristmas:

roseystims:

roseystims:

hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

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facegroper:

karnalesbian:

science-jumps:

games-for-gamers:

Well apparently RDR2’s dev didn’t work on the game enough

HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL

anyone wanna come over to my house after school and do this? it doesnt have to be weird

This is a feature and the game isn’t complete without it

whitestmexicanyouwillknow:

tenfandoms:

timesarehardfornewsies:

girls-who-love-stars:

lostenemies:

list of men i trust:

  • john mulaney
  • andy samberg
  • Terry Crews

• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

• Tom Holland

• Lin-Manuel Miranda

john cena

Nick offerman